and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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