Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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