I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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