just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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