hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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