Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
the raccoons are back...
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