So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am puke
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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