it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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