But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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