I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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