whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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