Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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