I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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