I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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