lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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