All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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