when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize
