i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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