My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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