garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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