the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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