he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The adults are the big ones right?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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