i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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