We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
