I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
