you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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