well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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