We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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