why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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