4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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