On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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