Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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