we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish i was in the wii world.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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