what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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