I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
And then he peed in my hair
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