dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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