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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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