"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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