You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
These tits shall not be calmed
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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