I got chris browned last night
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
There r osticjed everywhere
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
you made out with another girl for some wings
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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