I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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