We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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