Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
They took my balls.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
