you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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