After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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