Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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