are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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