cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Who died my cat blue again?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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