My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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