I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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