Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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