i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
i think i just lost a toe
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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