hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
This is classic penis vs brain.
as a side note pls kill me
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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